Being Cheap

An old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon.
When he sees a woman with the most perfect breasts.
He says to her, "excuse me miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"
"Are  you nuts?" she replies, and keeps walking away.  
He turns, runs around the block and gets to the next corner before she  does.
"Would  you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again.
"Listen you creep; I'm not that kind of woman, got it?"
So the little old Jewish man, runs around the next block and faces her again.
"Would you let me bite your breasts just the once, for $10,000?"
She thinks about it for a while, and then says, "Hmm, $10,000".
"OK, but just the once,  but not here.  Let's go to that dark alley over there, where we won't be seen".
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts he had ever seen.
As soon as he sees them, he grabs at them and starts caressing them, fondling them gently and slowly, kissing them all over, licking them, and even burying his face in them.  But never once did he try to bite them.
The woman finally gets annoyed with all his playing around.                        
And asks, 'Well are you gonna bite them or not?'
"No I don't think so," says the little old Jewish man, "It costs too much!"
Have a good day.