Is That a World Record?

No wonder so many celebrity marriages end in divorce. Is there a secret competition out there to see who can spent the least amount of time engaged before they wed? Someone should tell these fucking people there's a difference between love and lust?

six months of dating, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

just a month of dating, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

3 months Britney Spears and her backup dancer beau, Kevin Federline

23 days Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox

3 months Donald Trump's daughter, Ivanka, and newspaper publisher Jared Kushner

1 month Tom Brady proposed to Gisele Bundchen

3 months Reese Witherspoon and CAA agent Jim Toth

1 month Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr