Megan Looks Amazing At Awards

Its been a pretty long time since we have got to see the lovely Megan Fox. Now that she is married and a mom she doesn't have much time for anything else. I suppose her showing up the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Sports Awards. She looks pretty damn sexy in green dress and black open toed heels. You have to admit the mother of 2 was looking damn impressive.

Brooke After Her Workout

Brooke was all smiles after a long workout the other day. Looked damn sexy walking to her car, water bottle in hand. Being 41 and looking this damn good, guys eat your hearts out. The sweaty, hair up, glasses on look is the "IN" thing these days.

Audrina goes to the movies

 I will be the first to admit this, yes I think Audrina is a very sexy lady with one hell of a body. I will also be the first to admit this next thing. girl get the FUCK over yourself and stop with the "fake" tanning. Audrina went to the movies the other night even their lightning couldn't help make her look better. What is the deal with all these reality stars buying stocks in tan spray?

Kelly is sexy

 Kelly you are so fucking fine its just not even close to fair, Just look at those perfect curves that you. I could lick that stomach of yours all day long. I am not sure why you haven't called me yet but I shall continue to wait. I can't stand this give me a few minutes to "finish" myself over here.

 I suppose for now I am done. I scroll through the pictures of you and still can NOT find an ugly picture of you. Just pure beauty from head to toe. And yes I see you were thinking about me when putting them heels on. I think for one in my life I could truly worship you and them sexy feet of yours. Oh the things I would do. Btw very nice pussy you have there, I mean kitty. Simply put you my future wife are just a thing of BEAUTY

Amber at some Gala

 Here is the very sexy Amber strutting her stuff at some Gala. Honestly it doesn't matter where she is or what she is wearing she is still sexy as FUCK! Just look at the body and curves this young lady has. I could lick you from head to toe girl and NOT miss a beat. Just watch this sex scene of her and tell me you wish it wasn't you that she was on top of . Amber girl you could ride my "COCK" all night, fuck it I would even take a Viagra for your sexy ass just so I could last more than 5 minutes.

 

Torrie at the beach

 Here are some pretty blurry pictures of Torrie at some beach or resort. Person that took these must of been about 12 years old or had one cheap ass camera. Never the less you can still see that she still looks pretty damn good. From what I understand she is dating A ROID right now. Go figure that one, date a guy that can barely get up thanks to his steroid use. I suppose since he has so much money he doesn't mind being used for some of it. The only thing remotely nice about this relationship is being able to look at her fake tits all year long while she sits in box seats cheering A ROID on.

 All I know is this: I would be pounding that ass good while she was bent over like that. What a nice ass. I would rub lotion all over you girl and spend some EXTRA time on that sexy ass.

The Hottest Lady

 I am truly at a loss for words while looking at this sexy lady. In reality can a woman be more beautiful? I am having a hard time typing on this one because I am drooling so much. Not to mention trying to keep my "woody" in a comfortable position. The whole tattoo thing, I am not much a fan of. I don't mind them one bit I just don't think they are for me. For this lady right here I would tattoo my balls if she asked me too. I would fucking tattoo her name all over them.

 I mean come on just look at this lady in these pictures. I can't think of anything more provocative, in a good way, than Jessica. You know to meet this girl I would seriously dress up nice and even put a banana inside my pants. Hopefully she would be impressed. I already know we wouldn't sleep together because the minute she even touched my hand I would pass the fuck out like a 19 year old virgin. I have tried for months to find one thing I dislike about this lady and just simply can't. She is not to skinny nor to fat, she loves to dress in lingerie and well just look at those sexy lips of hers. There is no man on this planet that likes to be known as a bitch, well besides Elton John, Ellen, Adam Lambert, you get my point. I would marry this lady and be the biggest proudest bitch you ever saw. I would follow her on a leash daily. I think its time to cut a hole in my pillow and write Jessica all over the cover. Shit beats jacking off with nothing ya know.

Elle is a cougar

 Haven't seen this sexy vixen around in quite awhile. Girl at 47 you are still smoking hot. A tad on the skinny side yes but still sexy. People can tell life and genes have been good to you through the years. She is walking and posing on the "carpet" for one reason or another. I still remember the days when Elle was in Sports Illustrated I use to think wow tall ladies can be sexy. I honestly can't tell you how many bottles of baby oil I went through thinking about her, sure were some fun times. Kudos to you Elle. 

What are you doing Taylor

 Taylor I have always stood behind you and think that you are beautiful but what the fuck is this? You look like a 25 cent hooker on that stage. I do love the outfit though and your sexy ass peaking out from your so called dress. You suppose to be like a hardcore rocker now holding that mic stand between your legs while you gyrate on it? That is fine but you realize I have something that you could surely gyrate on.

 Wow just look at that sexy ass. I heard you flash your tits in concert. Looks like I need to go see your show sometime. Keep on rocking girl.

Stephanie Seymour looking good

 I have to say for an older lady Stephanie you are looking fucking sexy in that bikini. Hope my wife (well if I had one) looks that good when she is your age. You actually have a nice set of tits on you. I was pretty impressed when I saw these pictures. This bottom picture is fucking hilarious. Can you imagine the look on this boys face as she is bending over? I think my cock would of touched her or something. Girl you are just begging for some action. You could of at least bent over in front of someone your own age. Seeing you in that pose sure gave me a boner. You want to see more of this hottie. Link me

Jessica on FIRE

 Jessica girl you are so fine. I just looked down and actually think just looking at you added another 2 inches. This is better than any "pump" you can buy. Wow some fucking hot pictures girl, keep them coming please. I honestly am not sure which one I like the best. I have only been staring at them now for about 4 hours. Well for fuck sakes I think 2 of them even have "cum on them". Would you like me to scan them and send them back to you?

 You my dear are a true thing of beauty. From head to toe I would lick you like a Popsicle and enjoy every minute of it Time for me to go release some tension.

Adrianne Twittering some pics for us

 Thank you for these twitter pics Adrianne. I am blowing you a kiss back I suppose. Have to be nice once in awhile. Fuck ya should of just walked outside naked, can see almost everything. Heard you were in a gay club the other night and touching asses. I am normally not a huge fan of yours, but I will compliment you on these. Your looking pretty fucking sexy in these pictures. You could stand to put on a few 20 or so lbs though.

 I would still stick my cock in between them nice tits of yours. It can't be any smaller than what your ex hubby's was. Would be nice to shoot a load directly in the middle of them tits of yours. Fake or not I don't care, its the best feature you have. Everyone can tell to because you wear and show them proudly.

Amy Looking Spaced

 We have all seen Amy on better days that is for sure. Girl you look like you snorted or smoked way to much. You ok over there in that car. Them tits of yours are huge and love to look at them, but I couldn't help noticing them hideous pink shoes you are wearing. Girl those things are fucking Fugly.

 You sure do have one awesome body with some fucking sexy curves. I would love to be that ground your walking on right now. Better yet I'd love to be the car seat that you sat in. Them shoes have got to go though, kind of ruined your whole appearance.Ok so they didn't ruin the whole thing your tits still stuck out father than your feet for the world to see.

Really Jessica?

 Now normally I have extremely nice things to say about Jessica, like she is a hottie, pretty decent actress and id bone her in a minute.Right now on the other hand I am furious..I mean really as rich as you are Jessica this is the best fucking outfit you could come up with? Where am I going with this? Go change your fucking clothes you look nasty. Pretty much look like a lady from Little House on the Prairie. Justin please if you can hear me teach your girl how to dress. Bring that SEXY back.