Monday, July 22, 2013

Jumping On The Bed

Jumping On the Bed

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks,
"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,
"I don't care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old".

The husband said,
"What did he say about your 60 year old a*s?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

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