Ashton tries to be cool

 Ashton and his girl was out on the town the other night and as you can see he was totally trying to impress her. Um, hey Ashton try not being such an ass and it might work. He couldn't even walk straight and almost fell over the back end of the car. I have decided that being rich and famous would be kind of cool, being Ashton Kutcher would suck monkey balls. Dude is a fucking dweeb to the 100th power.