Emma has some legs

 Well Emma decided to go out dressed like this the other day and failed bad. Girl first off you need a tan, them legs of yours are "Casper" white. And you should be taking your ass directly to the store to get you some real shorts. Stand on one leg we can put your ass in the zoo with the flamingos. Letting yourself leave the house like this in the day is just wrong. Don't you know by now, " Freaks come out at night".