Ashley took herself and her dog to the beach yesterday for her 27th birthday party. I suppose you couldn't find anyone else interesting enough to enjoy her birthday with. I won't be like everyone else and say oh my God Ashley looks so sexy in a bikini, what I will say is this:
Picture #1 - Fuck I can't get my contact out and its just bothering me to death, someone help please.
Picture #2 - That is fucking disgusting do I really have to pick it up?
Picture #3 - Yes my beautiful dog I love you also, I am glad you at least wanted to hang out with me for the day.
Picture #4 - I am trying to find it fuck, sorry Mr. photographer but I just don't have an ass, you are better off taking pictures of my front side. Oh wait! I don't have any tits either.
