Ashley Sports Some Daisy Dukes

Take a look at Ashley Tisdale wearing some seriously short daisy dukes while taking a walk yesterday. The "C-lister" was looking fairly sexy in those shorts and her skimpy white spaghetti strap shirt. The soon to be married 28 year old blond bombshell most likely caught the attention of many onlookers.

Ashley Goes Shopping

Yes people its true, even "C listers" shop at  Barney's New York in Beverly Hills. Here is Ashley a few days ago taking some time out of her busy schedule to go on a shopping trip. She actually looks pretty good in her mix match outfit  Them shorts of hers were just the right size, allowing her full legs to be seen. Ashley does have some amazing legs, that's for sure.

Ashley With Her Coffee

 Ashley was caught the other day walking with a cup of coffee that I am sure she got from Starbucks or some fancy place like that. You are probably wondering why she was covering her face right? Well its Hollywood people and she probably left the house without her make-up on. As far down on the todem pole as she is you would figure she would show her face to get all the help she can.

Ashely Has To Pump Her Own Gas

 It must really suck to be kind of famous yet still have to pump your own gas. Shit even Kim has someone pumping her all the time I mean filling her gas tank. Ashley girl you have dropped in the ranks which makes me sad. I suppose you fizzled out before you hit ya prime. Hey at least now the guys know what diameter of cock you like. Id would imagine you need something pretty big and fat, just by the way you are standing.

Ashley At Scary Movie 5 Premiere

I suppose I never got the memo that said: Ashley looks amazingly sexy when she actually dresses up. The dress, her hair, am just loving it. And here I always thought she had no style or body. Hey I never said I was right all the time. Ashley you go girl. I am sure looking at you for a few minutes was better than watching the whole movie.

Ashley And Her Porsche

I will be the first to admit that I haven't really ever given Ashley all that much of a chance. I mean ya know she doesn't really do all that much and well just another blond in Hollywood. After seeing these pictures and that lovely cleavage of hers I have gracefully changed my mind. On the brighter side of things, at least she got out of the car before drinking right?

Ashley Out Walking

Not to sure what it is that Ashley was trying to do here but well damn them shorts are short. Girl if you trying to cover up and not be noticed put some damn clothes on.  Wait! Don't do that, I love looking at them sexy legs of yours.

Ashley In Sweats

 The sexy Ashley graced all of us by putting a pair of sweat pants on that sexy bootay of hers yesterday, and what a nice bootay it is. Not sure I am digging the sweater though. Sometimes ya have to take the good with the bad right?

Ashley turns 27

Ashley took herself and her dog to the beach yesterday for her 27th birthday party. I suppose you couldn't find anyone else interesting enough to enjoy her birthday with. I won't be like everyone else and say oh my God Ashley looks so sexy in a bikini, what I will say is this:

Picture #1 - Fuck I can't get my contact out and its just bothering me to death, someone help please.

Picture #2 - That is fucking disgusting do I really have to pick it up? 

Picture #3 - Yes my beautiful dog I love you also, I am glad you at least wanted to hang out with me for the day.

Picture #4 - I am trying to find it fuck, sorry Mr. photographer but I just don't have an ass, you are better off taking pictures of my front side. Oh wait! I don't have any tits either.

Teen Choice Awards

 What in the fuck are these people wearing? are you kidding me, this is how you dress to a KIDS awards show really?  Nick haven't you learned to grow up yet and put your fucking hat on right at least? And Heidi what in the fuck are you doing wearing boots that go almost to your ass? those things are fucking nasty and don;t even come close to matching what your wearing. Katy Perry girl you are so fine what in the fuck are you doing dressed like that? You look worse than Halle when she got slimed. Ashley well I won't even start on you because you shouldn't of been at the award show in the first place. Please remind me, what in the fuck are you famous for again?

Ashley is a mess

 Sure Ashley is a cute young lady but she is also a fucking mess. Girl you really need to learn how to dress, and your blond feathered hair is so1980's. Get with the program girl. I mean come on your rich you should be able to afford better clothes than you are wearing. You have so much potential yet you don't see it I guess. Ya know in these pictures you almost look like Lindsay which is fucking sad. Your hotter than that.