The
Stranded Irishman:
One day an
Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a
speck on the horizon.
He thought
to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and
closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a
raft.
Suddenly
there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the
scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous
blonde!
The
glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me,
how long has it been since you've had a good cigar"? "Ten years," replied the
amazed Irishman.
With that,
she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her
wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it, and
takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd
almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how
long has it been since you've had a drop of good Jameson Irish Whiskey?"
asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
Hearing
that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket and removes a
flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis
nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. ''Tis truly
fantastic!!!"
At this
point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet
suit, right down the middle.
She looked
at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played
around?"
With tears
in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in
there, too!"
HAPPY ST.
PATTY'S DAY!
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