An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route
they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the
captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to
eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was
preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess
was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her
up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she
couldn’t get out of her room. “You can’t get out of your room?” the
captain asked, “Why not?”
The stewardess replied: “There are only
three doors in here,” she sobbed, “one is the bathroom, one is the
closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”
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