The Wine Taster

At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking

for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.

The director of the winery wondered how to send him away.  He gave him a glass of wine to try.

The drunk took a mouthful and said: 'It's a Muscat , three years old, grown

on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.'

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass....

This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak

barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest

results'

"Correct."

A third glass...

"It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne , high grade and exclusive,'' the drunk

said calmly.

The director was astonished.  He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.

She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.  The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get

the job I'll name the father."