This bloke had been stuck out in the scrub for six months, working for a cocky. When he finally got a weekend off, he headed straight for the big smoke looking for a root.
He had no luck at the pub so he thought he'd try his luck down at the local brothel. When he got there, there was only one girl left, but she was on the rag and had a bad dose of scabies in her mouth.
The poor bloke was really hanging out to put his cock into something, so the girl offered to take out her glass eye and let him fuck her eye socket.
After having the best root of his life, the bloke promised that he'd be back next time he had a weekend off.
The girl said, "Sure, OK mate. I'll keep an eye out for you."
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