A lady truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told her to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in her mouth as she stepped out of the cab.
Figuring that the driver was putting away her pep pills, the patrolman asked "Did I just see you swallow something?"
"Yep, that was my birth control pill," said the driver.
"Birth control pill?" asked the patrolman.
"Yep, when I saw your light, I knew I was fucked!
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