Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Ok I Get It

Scott Disick



Shouldn't that be Scott Dicksick?

I mean really? Ok, so the guy is a "snappy" dresser. But we're not here to talk about his clothes. Even though we all know I have him beat in that department too.

The KKK clan (Kourtney, Kim, Khloe) claim he's "hung like a horse" and  that his dick is "like an elephants trunk".

Really?

Have you seen an elephants trunk lately?

Who the hell would want to be hung like that?

I'll take my tiny peepee over that wrinkled heavy weight that you can't do NOTHING with ANY DAY.

I bet you want to see my tiny peepee now don't you?

Well you can't! It doesn't show up in pictures and I don't know how to enlarge just part of it.

I'm thinking we'll see him in porns sooner or later, after all isn't that what "hasbeens" do these days?

1 comment:

  1. It is never the size of the equipment it is the usage and the pleasure that goes w/ the equipment

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