Jordan Will Kick Your Ass

You want the truth? Are you sure you can handle the truth? These pictures are of the lovely Jordan Carver she is working out hard and training because last night she had a celebrity boxing match that I am sure she won. The reality is I could give a damn if she won or not this young lady from Germany looks sexy as hell when all sweaty. Even if she couldn't fight worth a crap i'd still gladly let her beat the crap out of me. Hopefully in the end she'd at least bend down and give me a kiss or something. Just from looking at all the sweat and those sexy curves of Jordan's you know damn well she has been working out hard.

Jordan Races For A Cure

Jordan is not just a beautiful lady with huge boobs she is also an awesome lady that has a ton of class and heart. She participated in the "Race for a cure" over the weekend for Breast Cancer. Now I know a few ladies that are very good friends of mine that have had Breast Cancer so the whole issue hits me hard. Its nice to see celebrities and people like Jordan take time out of their schedules to do things like this. And to the people that just say " Oh well they have to do it because their agents or PR people tell them to, FUCK YOU. These people do these things because they want to. Either they have friends or family that has been hit with diseases such as Breast Cancer and they want to raise awareness.

Jordan meets Johnny

 So the very lucky and beautiful Jordan got to hang out with Mr. Johnny Depp for a few hours the other day at a party. And as we all know Jordan had to dress the part and let them awesome and huge breasts of hers almost steal the spotlight. You imagine the "woody" Johnny had in his pants from not only looking at them wonders of the world, but also being so close to them. Newly single after 14 years of marriage you know for a damn fact Johnny enjoyed his time with Jordan. Who in the fuck wouldn't?

So Who Would You Rather

2 of the most sexiest ladies on Twitter. Jordan and CJ are just the bomb, this is a very hard choice for me to pick just one. Leave your answer in the poll.

Jordan Carver

CJ Miles

Jordan by the pool

The lovely Jordan over the weekend out by the pool. Wish it was summer here already, I would love to be out by the pool. Girl I still don't have any idea how you fit them humungous tits of yours in any kind of a bikini. Must cost you a fortune to purchase bras and tops for them nice breasts of yours. Its just awesome that you tweet your pictures for the world to see, well and us horny men that LOVE looking at you. Before I run off to grab the "lotion" and have fantasies of you I have to admit you are one BEAUTIFUL lady.

Jordan in a bikini

Fuck girl can you get any hotter? I just love seeing the new pictures that you tweet every now and than. Talk about a lady that has the "total package". I honestly feel you are just to damn sexy for your own good. And them tits of yours, I don't even care that they are fake. I would give half my leg to just be able to play with them for 3 minutes.

Jordan posing

I never actually thought the day would come that I would say I love Twitter. How can you not love Twitter when sexy ladies like Jordan post pictures all the time? Not sure there is a top, bra or bikini in this world that can hold them huge. luscious tits of hers in. This girl probably can't even run without getting a black eye. You totally made my Monday Jordan not to mention the hard on you gave me just from looking at this picture. And yes I am sure you would be really flooded if I was there. That sign sitting there is just hilarious. I am surprised you can stand like that without falling over.

Jordan Carver Tweets

Here is the picture of all pictures. You have Jordan fitting inside of a HUGE shoe. I just love when this lady tweets pictures. Jordan you are such a sexy lady with a humungous rack. Yes you are on top of the world I mean in a shoe. Throw them hands up girl.

Jordan is all smiles

 Check out Jordan holding the "dog" Girl I have one of those for you right here and mine squirts. Sure laugh your ass off because it isn't that big but trust me it works. You are one crazy lady with some HUGE tits. I wouldn't mind releasing a few loads on them knockers. Keep pointing to that cock I mean hot dog girl. I am still trying to figure out how that top or any top you wear for that matter can actually hold them things. I wonder if you smile that big when your holding a real cock I mean hot dog. I over heard that you are single, give me a call sometime I will even buy lunch. Just love a lady that has a healthy appetite.