Jennifer Looks Horrible

I use to pride myself on the fact that I was so head over heels for Jennifer but as of late I have been questioning myself and those thoughts. I can't even tell you how many times I jacked off to I mean thought about her in my free time. I realize she is very pregnant and happy and all but Jennifer what the fuck have you done to yourself? Girl ya look like Jan from the "Brady Bunch". Just because you are very pregnant it doesn't mean ya have to dress like an absolute slob. Have some respect for yourself girlfriend. Look, at the very least get yourself a bigger shirt so that it actually fits and doesn't show the outline of your belly button off.

Hey Jennifer Is Showing

Its true the day I found out Jennifer was engaged and pregnant my heart got broken. Its all good though, I have since picked myself up and moved on. She wasn't dressed the best for these pictures but he when your pregnant and showing does it really matter? Jen showed up to some Mickey Mouse event that Old Navy must of been sponsoring and she looked pretty damn happy. Hey after all them years of not being able to find someone and being miserable, Jen's life is finally coming together. It will be amazing to see just how big her breasts and booty get throughout this pregnancy. Keep your eyes open because I will surely be posting the pictures.

Jennifer On The Ellen Show

And folks this is why I just adore and love Jennifer Love Hewitt. I mean the dress, that smile, that laugh how can you not right? OK who in the fuck am I kidding, just look at them lovely, perky breasts of hers.

Jennifer Playing Ball

Not exactly sure if Jennifer is trying to play ball here or if she is trying to sex up one of the players. In either case, even in regular clothes she is looking pretty damn good. I think I would of fallen over right on home plate had she "jumped" me like that.  One thing is for sure, I just love the way she matches her panties with her shirt. The color blue is so awesome.

Jennifer Wants To Insures Her Tits

Get this folks, the lovely Jennifer wants to insure her 36c breasts, and no its not a joke. She loves her boobs and feels they are worth something. Trust me when I say this Jennifer, the rest of the world loves your breasts also. We just wish you would bare them more. Here is a quote she gave to Us Weekly
  "I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I'd be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?'"
 She is also looking to freeze her eggs which to me makes no sense. I mean sure she is 34 but damn girl get you a man. I have no idea why in the world you would have such a hard time finding a guy unless you are like stuck the fuck up or boring in bed. I wouldn't mind going on a date with you.

Yes Its Jennifer Love Bitches

Such a beautiful sunny day here in California so I thought these pictures of the lovely Jennifer would be appropriate for your viewing. Such a beautiful lady you are Jennifer but stop picking your ass in the water please. Shouldn't you have  thong on so that ass of yours really shows?

Jennifer Running Late

As usual Jennifer was yet again late for our date. Look girl I told you to be here at 7, I didn't say 8:30. And it doesn't matter that your Jennifer Love Hewitt get your ass here on time. 
 She did look ravishing while running in the dress huh? Watching them breasts of hers sway as she runs would make anyone forget just how late she was. I am not exactly sure which bounces more just yet, her boobs or her hair?

Jennifer In Her Princess Outfit

Relax folks Jennifer was just trying out for a Princess role in an upcoming movie. Them legs are sexier than ever. Its a damn shame she hasn't noticed me yet and the fact that if we went on a date she'd be treated like a "real" lady.

Does She Even Realize

The many faces of Jennifer has struck again, I just wonder if she realizes that we can all see that very nice lacey "hot pink" bra she is wearing. Than again who cares if she knows I am just glad we can see it. I still would take you on a date anytime. I know for a damn fact id treat you better than them Hollywood stars you seem to attract.

What a nasty cast

Since you broke your arm we will forget the fact that your without make-up and dressed like a fucking slob Jennifer. I told you a 1000 times NOT to mess with them slimy punks that you just so love to go out with. I even offered to take you on a date, a normal one at that. You are way to young and sexy to put up with that kind of bullshit. I wonder what your boyfriends face looks like after you hit him with that cast for breaking your wrist.