Italian Meal

Four Italians are sitting at the dining table... Grandpa, Gino, Santino and Tony.

Grandpa looks at Gino, which is quite corpulent, and says: "Gino, why are you so big-e?  What-e do you eat-e to be so big-e?"
"Lasagna Grand Papa", replies Gino
"Gino, you take too big-e a bite, it's-e not-e good for you!"

Grandpa then looks at Santino, which is equally corpulent, and says: "Santino, why are you so big-e?  What-e do you eat-e to be so big-e?"
"Ravioli Grand Papa", replies Santino
"Santino, you take too big-e a bite, it's-e not-e good for you!"

Finally Grandpa takes a look at Tony; athletic, thin and strong... the pride of the family...
"Tony, Tony, tell-e your brothers and I what you eat-e to be strong and slim-e like that-e... "
"Pussy, Grand Papa", replies Tony with a coy smile
"Ack, Tony! That-e taste like shit-e..."
"Grand Papa, you take too big a bite..."