Heidi Looking Decent

Now these are pictures I never thought we would see again, Heidi in a bikini. You remember back in the day she had like 85 plastic surgeries all in one day to try and make herself look all Hollywood and shit, well she failed miserably. And OK, so in these pictures she really looks pretty sexy but what was the price and was it actually worth it? Sure her ass and tits look decent, but they aren't real. There was a story online today that actually states that Heidi here downsized her breasts because of some pains that she is having. Ya know in actuality there are a few ladies that could really learn from Heidi and her experiences, one of them being Courtney Stodden.

Heidi In Vegas

One of the most fakest ladies was in Las Vegas over the weekend to help celebrate her hubby's 30th birthday and I guess it went off without a hitch. I bet she spent a pretty penny on this party to make her hubby happy. It's really incredible that Heidi is still in the limelight after all she has done. With all the surgeries she has had and money she spent at least she could of got herself a tan or something. Sorry folks but I can't stand this lady, just way to fake for me.

Heidi Puts On A Show At The Beach

One of the fakest ladies in Hollywood took a stroll on the beach a couple weeks ago. Sure she looks pretty good but think of all the money she has spent and the surgeries she has had. With all the money she spent she could of at least got rid of them ugly ass red dots she has all over her legs. The funniest part of the whole thing to me is the fact that she had ass implants yet still has NO ASS.... Hahahahaha what a waste of money.  Enjoy the pictures anyways.

Heidi Goes To Strip Club

So over the weekend Heidi showed up at the Crazy Horses 3 year anniversary and get this was even paid. This chic made $25,000 to make an appearance and not even have to take her clothes off. I guess she can use the money to pay off the 6 boob jobs she has had. That doesn't even account for the other 50 different plastic surgeries she has had. Any girl in the world could look good with that many surgeries. Talk about walking around "fake". I mean Heidi's ass isn't even real. She should of got some plastic surgery on them nasty ass feet of hers.

You have got to be kidding me

 What in the fuck is wrong with people these days. There is a strip club that is going to pay this fake blond plastic surgical bimbo $25,000 for an appearance. Here is where it gets good, she will NOT even be stripping. You heard that right, what the fuck? You mean to tell me that a club thinks she will bring people in to see her? And on top of that men are suppose to throw money at this nasty BITCH? Fuck that, take them clothes and ya might earn a dollar or two. All that damn plastic surgery you have got and your still afraid to take off your clothes?

Heidi needs help

 Haven't seen much of this lady around lately, which to me is a good thing. Since you haven't been out in awhile Heidi let me be the first to remind your dumb ass, you DO NOT wear Converse with a skirt. What in the fuck were you thinking? Oh wait, I forgot your the one that has had to have like 85 plastic surgeries to actually think you are pretty. Imagine this, your in bed with Heidi and really going at it, you look up and see that her nose is half hanging off and one of boobs has fallen down to her stomach.  You fake ass bitch, your the type of lady that gives Hollywood the worst name ever. Its no wonder people don't want to work with you.

Birthday Bash

 A birthday bash in Vegas for you Heidi? Ha,Ha, who did you invite a bunch of nobodies like yourself? You are one FUGLY lady and just really need to go away. Your sad attempt to look like the next, "BLOND BOMBSHELL" was not even close.

 Just look at that nasty mug of yours. Fucking disgusting if you ask me and glad your off T.V., What is in those boxes your opening more plastic surgery? As if you haven't had enough already. Did you really think your so called "balloons" would get you somewhere? Than again them big fake tits are the only thing that is good about you.