Chris Should Continue To Wear A Hat

The only reason I am posting these pictures of Chris Brown chilling with his homie's is to prove a point. So the iHeartRadio Music Awards were this past Sunday and unless you live under a rock you saw Chris preform and he had hair. He looked like a dress up Bruno Mars. Stick to wearing the hat man it looks better.

Britney Showing Off Her Beach Body

The first week of April and its already hitting the high 80's, Lord have mercy we're going to be in for a LONG summer, which isn't always a bad thing. We surely will get a ton of bikini pictures in the next few months. I know I have bagged on Britney Spears through the years but I have to admit folks that as she gets older she is getting somewhat sexier. Her show in Vegas is obviously doing great things to her body.

Paris Pees Herself

Do you remember when I said that Nicky was the worst of the Hilton's? I apologize but I have to take that back, not only is Paris the most embarrassing Disc Jockey in the world but she also pees on herself. OK, so she probably sat on something wet and just never realized it but it still looks like she peed herself. One thing I hadn't noticed in a very long time is the fact that Paris has breasts and they are pretty nice. So its probably a "push-up" bra but who really cares right? Right?

Britney And Her Man

She is a mother of 2 boys, been married once, has a successful career that includes a show in Las Vegas, was on the crazy side for awhile, has a new man in her life and can also do impressions of Woody Woodpecker, her name is Britney Spears and folks for once in a set of pictures she actually looks decent. Not sure if you remember but waaaaaay back in the day her and Justin were dating and wore matching denium outfits to the VMA's, well fast forward to this year and it was Katy and Riff Raff that wore the denim outfits. Its pretty interesting that Brittney actually liked their outfits and even tweeted about it. Back to these pictures, Brittney looks like she has lost some weight as of late, I am actually like this look of her.

Britney Sure Has Some Nerve

The reason Britney is smiling so damn big here is because she just ate an amazing meal at the Cheese Factory oh the funny part here is she completely forgot to pay her tab. OK, so she didn't forget, she actually thought "her people" were going to pay it and they thought she was going to pay it. Don't you Britney fans worry your little hearts, when she found out it wasn't paid she actually went back and paid it and left a pretty nice tip. If Britney was just an everyday schmo she would of got locked up, but you know those Hollywood people they get special treatment and all. I will admit this much, Britney is looking pretty delicious these days. These pictures actually surprised me because normally you see pictures of Britney and she looks like, well she just looks terrible.

Britney Has Pretty Much Lost It

Yes folks this is Britney Spears and she actually went out in public like this. She was spotted at Planet Blue's flagship store in Malibu a few days ago and well just look for yourself. It's really hard to imagine all the money this young mother of 2 has especially when she dresses like this. Now I know she can't stand having her picture taken and tries to wear the ugliest stuff possible but come the fuck on. Britney girl those hand made daisy dukes that you have are not helping you in any kind of way. When I first saw these pictures I actually thought Britney was going to a Rodeo.
I am almost positive that she looked a ton better when she attended her sisters wedding yesterday. Congrats to your sister Jamie.

Britney And Her Robotic Poses

Why is it that every single time we see Britney it looks like she is spaced the fuck out. Is it just me or does she look like a robot posing all the time? I will say I do love the dress that she wore the other night to the "Elton John Aids Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party". Britney looked amazing in that dress and her "mom" boobs are extremely impressive. Britney is looking pretty good as a brunette, something I honestly didn't think was possible.

Britney Opens Her Show

So Friday night was the kick off to the new Britney Show in Las Vegas and people from what the reviews are saying her show was pretty awesome. A few things are surely true here, she does change a lot and she does lip sync pretty much the entire time. If you're wanting to see an inexpensive show with some pretty good choreography this is the show for you. In my eyes Britney just doesn't have it like she use to and its a shame. This girl use to be able to move like no one's business. I will say this much, them thick legs of hers are looking quite nice as of late. Oh and check the video at the bottom, looks like Miley was having more fun than Britney.

Britney And Her Demands

As bad as Britney's new album flopped hopefully her show in Vegas that is starting soon doesn't follow suit. Would be a horrible disaster with all the money they already paid her to appear. Keep in mind that she is a mom and her kids will probably be with her at some point, here are her demands for her dressing room
"Britney Spears has requested some very naughty junk food be stocked up for her new Las Vegas show at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino. In their December 23 issue, Star magazine reported that on the list is everything from Cheetos to cheeseburgers.

"Britney is insisting on Froot Loops, Pop-Tarts, Cap'n Crunch, Gatorade, Doritos and potato salad," a source tells the magazine. "Plus In-N-Out cheeseburgers without buns, a life coach on call 24/7 and 200 fresh towels a day."

I thought this was a joke at first but folks its not. If nothing else when a show flops or she gets called out for lip synching she can run back to her dressing room and eat her tears away. Oh and 200 towels a day? Holy Shit! I hope those are for like every single person in the show. There is no way in hell that Britney can sweat that damn much is there?