Britney And Her Demands

As bad as Britney's new album flopped hopefully her show in Vegas that is starting soon doesn't follow suit. Would be a horrible disaster with all the money they already paid her to appear. Keep in mind that she is a mom and her kids will probably be with her at some point, here are her demands for her dressing room
"Britney Spears has requested some very naughty junk food be stocked up for her new Las Vegas show at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino. In their December 23 issue, Star magazine reported that on the list is everything from Cheetos to cheeseburgers.

"Britney is insisting on Froot Loops, Pop-Tarts, Cap'n Crunch, Gatorade, Doritos and potato salad," a source tells the magazine. "Plus In-N-Out cheeseburgers without buns, a life coach on call 24/7 and 200 fresh towels a day."

I thought this was a joke at first but folks its not. If nothing else when a show flops or she gets called out for lip synching she can run back to her dressing room and eat her tears away. Oh and 200 towels a day? Holy Shit! I hope those are for like every single person in the show. There is no way in hell that Britney can sweat that damn much is there?