Demi Just Looking Weird

The question here isn't where Demi Moore was when these pictures were taken, the real question is, (what in the fuck has happened to Demi?) The expression she has on her face looks like it hurts, maybe just a tad to much surgery. And yes, I know she is 52 years old and has had kids, Demi is just looking a tad rough as of late. Its OK Demi find you a young man again and you'll go back to looking younger, and a few other things as well.

Demi Leaves Her House

Haven't seen Demi in a while and well she isn't looking half bad. She was seen leaving her house the other day in a very tight top. Them fake boobs are still holding up and looking better than ever. I guess when your in a hurry its OK not to comb your hair, than again she could just be going for the "incognito" look right?  Its nice to see Demi out an about, hopefully she is over that douchebag Ashton.

Demi in rehab

Demi girl don't you know your way to old to be doing drugs let alone sniffing them. Demi is seeking rehab because apparently she can't stop doing "whip its" to get over her soon to be ex hubby. Move the fuck on already girl. Your rich you can get any man ya want.Ya better stop the drugs before even your fake tits deteriorate into nothing. You already dropped out of a film because of your drug use. You continue with the drugs and your going to drop off the earth. I swear your are looking very bad, pretty soon you'll only weigh about 30lbs. Its a shame, you use be such a sexy lady. Shit I would of boned ya for free in a heart beat.

Who Wore It Best

I think this might be something I start doing on a regular basis. Although there's always that chance that Taz says "no fucking way", which has happened in the past. MORE than ONCE lol :P

Anyway...

Let's take a look:

Kelly Rowland vs. Lake Bell

I have to say both ladies have the body to pull this outfit off. However, Lake is definitely wearing the better pair of shoes to match the dress. I think Lake takes this in by a hair just because she looks cleaner and crisper in the outfit than Kelly does.













Kim Kardashian vs. Khloe Kardashian

Funny, Khloe actually looks like she has the smaller waist in this outfit. I don't like either. They both look like a couple of beached whales in this garb. Although I have to admit, these chicks have great taste in shoes. I have noticed that before. Better luck next time girls.














Kendra Wilkinson vs. Kristine Elezaj

Kendra hun... normally, I really like what you wear. But.......... Kristine is SMOKIN' in this red number. So sorry for you!
















Demi Moore vs. Heather Locklear

This is a tough one, so very tough. Because it hurts to admit that Demi actually wears the dress better. Maybe these two ladies should have got together to help one another because the shoes Heather's wearing make the outfit. But sorry to say Demi "fits" this dress better. Heather hun? You look like your being strangled in that collar tie :-(

The Better Half

Demi girl don't pull your hair out its ok really. I bet you just love your hair pulled when getting "banged" real good huh? Your man is an ass and will come to realize you were the BEST thing he ever had. You are on the rather thin side but for a 48 year old still hot as hell. You have a few nice curves left. If you need someone to celebrate with just call me I will get together with you. We can have some fun.