Nancy Grace

Or is that "not so grace" ?

Pasty MY ASS!

She says she'll go to her grave denying it was a "nip slip".

But that's no fucking "pasty" I ever seen before.

Nancy you're a nasty ass bitch, get that nip covered. You best have a talk with the wardrobe people. Their "built in bra" wasn't fucking good enough to spare us all the horror of seeing that nasty ass thing you carry in your chest.

Although, it is a refreshing change to that fucking honker of a nose you have!

Is she done on this show yet?

Dancing With The Stars

 Well hello there Kristin how are you doing on this fine Thursday morning? You sure look sexy as ever. I sure wouldn't mind doing the tango or some salsa with you. Probably have a "boner" the whole time but that is ok you are worth it. Hey don't pull that dress down we all want to see them sexy legs of yours. You sure have one HOT body on you girl. Been busy I see also with all the reality stuff you have going on. I have a reality show that you and I could do.

Funny Or Not?

Look at this FOOL. First things first. The only reason he even won dancing with the stars is because his partner is FINE and well everyone felt sorry for him loosing the super bowl ya schmuck

 Hahaha this dude is hilarious. He looks like a cross between George Foreman ( the big head ) and Flloyd Mayweather . Sorry about YOUR bad choice of " trying " to dress country.


 And that belt buckle just soooooooo doesnt work.