Victoria at the premier

 Well hello there Victoria nice to see you, waves back at you. I have a question for you, what in the fuck are you wearing? With all the money you have and you dress like this really? What a fucking joke, not sure who in the hell let you at a top notch premier looking like this.

 You look like little red riding hood mixed with lady gaga. A sexy young lady like you wearing a dress to your ankles come on now. This is fucking nasty. Wardrobe please help this young lady. I must say you do have some sexy soft lips. How do I know they are soft you ask? Well in my dreams I have kissed them a few times but you sure in the FUCK were not wearing that lame ass outfit. I have to go I can't stand looking at this fugly outfit for one more minute.

The Blond

 Girl you are looking very good these days, especially right now in that sexy dress. I have to ask you something. What in the FUCK are you doing with that "queer looking" Ryan Seacrest? Girl you can do so much better. Oh wait sorry I don't look like a girl or act queer or make all that money he does. Yeah stay with him, use him for his money, come here and night and sleep with me. Sure sounds good to me.
Very nice cleavage shot you have going on there Julianne, such a sexy lady you are. Saw you in concert a couple years ago and was pretty surprised. You put on a pretty decent show. Now come over here and give me a lap dance please.

 Shake that sexy ass while you walk girl. Let them locks fly in the air. Simply beautiful.