Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Marriage Made In Heaven

A young catholic couple die in a car crash on their way to get married.
The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into heaven.
When he shows up, they ask him if they could get married there.
St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go and find out.
The couple sit and wait.......and wait.......and wait.....
After 3 long months St. Peter finally returns, looking like he's been through absolute hell.
"Yes", he says "you can marry".
"Great!" say the couple. "But what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce?"
St. Peter, red faced with anger, slams his clip-board onto the ground. He shouts - 
"It took me 3 months to find a Priest up here!"
"Do you have any idea how long It'll take me to find a lawyer?"

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