Chelsea In Maxim Magazine

 Having ladies on the cover and inside doing photo shoots like Chelsea is the reason why I love Maxim Magazine so much. Just look at this blonde sexy lady for a few minutes. You tell me what you don't like about her.This girl has an amazing body on her, not to mention them eyes.

Jennifer Shows Off Her Assets

There is no way in hell that turning 45 can be a bad thing for Jennifer Lopez, I mean just look at her. She is extremely successful, has a new album out, is a mother of twins,is surely one of the hottest MILF's in the world and has one of the nicest asses to ever been seen. A ton of celebrities (cough Kim, Nicki, cough) and others should take some notes. The ass on the Puerto Rican bombshell is fucking amazing. I am not sure how else to spell that out. The mother of 2 never ever lets her fans down when it comes to showing off and always (and I mean always) presses the barriers when it comes to wearing the skimpiest. tightest clothes when you least expect it. I know in the past I have said some well not so good stuff about Jennifer but hey one can change their opinion from time to time.

Ashanti Shows Off Her Rack

The BET Awards happened last night and as usual they were pretty lame. The host. Mr. Chris Rock was pretty funny which made the show OK to watch. There was nothing spectacular about the show or the performances other than Pharrell Williams but what do you expect when you have a ton of guys that think they are rappers yet can't even rap. such as Lil Wayne, 2 Chainz and the list goes on. You know what is the BET Awards without some shootings, fights, drunks and rich idiots? Of course Nicki Minaj had to get her jabs in because lord knows she thinks her ass is the best ever. She did win the best female artist again for like the 5th straight year which shouldn't surprise anyone considering she is like the only female rapper out there. I only put these pictures of Ashanti up for 2 reasons: 1) she is pretty damn fine and in that dress her "rack" looks better than ever and 2) I am going to see her in concert at the fair in a couple days. You heard that right. she is now performing at the fairs. I suppose at least she gets a free limo ride to and from the show.

Lisa Enjoys Doing Her Yoga

Its just unbelievable how damn good Lisa Opie looks while doing Yoga. These pictures might not show off her front side but they clearly show the amazing ass that she has. It's hurting my eyes looking at these pictures and the positions Lisa is because I want to jump through the monitor and well join her. The only other possible way these pictures could be any better is if she was doing her exercises and yoga in the nude. Its still very early and I already have a sore arm.

Aussies

Two Aussies, Ferret & Knackers, were adrift in a life boat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions Ferret stumbled across an old lamp.

He rubbed it vigorously, sure enough out popped a genie!
This genie, however was a little different.He stated he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought, Ferret blurted out,

"Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into that hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances Knackers looked disgustedly at Ferret whose wish it was that had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment Knackers said, "Nice going Dickhead!

Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."

Miranda Shows Off Her Body

 I know that within the last couple of weeks I have been behind the times just a little bit as these pictures of Miranda are also about a week old. In reality it just doesn't matter because as sexy as Miranda is these pictures could be a year old and people would still want to see them. The young beauty from Australia looks absolutely incredible in these pictures. I must say the fact that she is single makes her look even sexier.

Paris Has A New Music Video Coming Out

My first thought after seeing these pictures is that the world discovered that Lady Gaga had a twin. After further inspection I realized its just Paris Hilton on the set of her new music video trying to look like Gaga. Its pretty damn sad that "some" people will just do anything and everything they can to make a dime even if it includes making them look very stupid. I have no clue why Paris is coming out with a new album especially since the last one she made people couldn't even get 25 cents for it. I suppose now that she is hooked up with Lil Wayne and company she thinks she will sky rocket to fame. Fuck that, Paris girl you have always sucked and you will always suck. How in the world will Lil Wayne and his people save you when they suck themselves? I must admit I was actually shocked when I saw that she had on panties under that dress.

Georgia Is Just Amazing

There is no other way to describe Georgia Salpa other than saying she is fucking beautiful. They absolutely broke the mold after she was born. Not exactly sure what people eat in Greece but holy shit young lady has a body on her. Think I am lying, take a look at these pictures. Those huge breasts of hers could feed a small country for at least 6 months, I know id be one of the first standing in line. The very best thing about Georgia is she knows that she is beautiful and that men will "fap" looking at her and yet it doesn't seem to faze or bother her. Yes, Georgia we love you.

Britney Has Seen A Ghost

Damn, poor Britney looks like she saw a ghost while she was out walking the other day. Things must of got better for her after she put her sunglasses on. I will say this is probably the best I have seen Brit look and dress in a very long time. Doing the show in Vegas must be some hard work it looks like the mother of 2 is finally getting back into shape. Those legs of hers are looking damn good these days.

Victoria With Some Friends

You remember back in the day when Victoria was relevant and in Playboy and everything? Well it seems that to some she is still extremely relevant and its clear that she is just about everywhere. Just last week she was in St. Tropez with some friends. Walking on the dock carrying her hand bag, she was taking off her shoes acting like she wanted to jump in the water to cool off. It was probably hotter than hell out there. Lets face the facts people even at 39 years old the Swedish bombshell1 is still looking pretty damn sexy. You know all it takes is some doctors and money.

Madison Walking Down The Street

The next Disney Channel star Madison is coming into her own these days and doing a very good job at it. I can't say much more because she is only 15 years old. One parting word, her top looks amazing on her.

Chanel Has A Nice Ass

Have never seen or heard of Chanel Iman before and now I am sorry I haven't. Here she is a couple days ago in Cabo wearing a pink bikini while on the beach. I honestly don't have much more to say here other than the fact that "Baby Got Back" and its looking pretty damn good.