At The Doctor's Office

A pearl-white limo pulls up to the front door of the inner-city vasectomy clinic.  A black man steps out with a top hat and tuxedo, his bodyguards open up the door for him and he glides in.   The doctor, impressed by this grand entrance asks the man, "why so fancy? I've never seen a show like this at my office, last week you were a normal guy"  The black guy replies, "since Ima gonna IMPO'TENT i gotsta look IMPO'TENT"