Drunk

A man was drinking with a pal, he had to much too drink and vomited on his jacket, the missus will go friggin spare now he says to his mate, do what I do says his mate, put a tenner in the jacket pocket and when the wife starts moaning blame me, and say hes put a tenner in my pocket to cover the dry cleaning, ok will do great idea.  when he gets home his missus is fuming, look at the sick all over your jacket, u disgust me..holding up his hand he says jack did it, hes put a tenner in my pocket to cover the dry cleaming, checking his pocket she finds 20 pounds. theres 20 pounds here she says?  thinking about it, he replies..thats right he shit in my pants as well