Thursday, July 18, 2013

Koala Bear Got Game

This koala bear is walking down the strip, he meets a prostitute, and promptly take her to a cheap hotel room.  She sits down on the bed and immediately starts going down.  After a serious muff diving session the koala pops up and starts to leave the room.  Unpaid the prostitute says "Hey, I'm a prostitute, aren't you forgetting something?"
The koala responds, "No, it's all good, I'm a koala bear."
Frustrated she says "I'm a prostitute, look it up in the dictionary, 'Prostitute - accepts money for sexual favors'"
He responds "Yeah, I'm a koala bear, look it up in the dictionary, 'Koala Bear - eats bush and leaves'"

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