Two college buddies Mac and Dick decided to go camping. ( Yeah I know you've heard one with a necrophillia, this one's different)
So again, they went to the hills and hunted a few rabbits during their day of the hike.
After having them in dinner, Mac opened his secret stash and showed Dick some marijuana.
Dick was more than happy to find this treasure in his reach at such a remote location.
So they started smoking it and soon Mac was feeling he should sleep. So Dick retired too and went into his tent.
Around 3:00 am, Mac felt his shoulder being shaken vigorously. He shook his head to clear the mist and found Dick standing above him.
"Dude! What's the problem?" asked Mac.
"Look at the sky, what do you feel?" said Dick.
" Ahhh! I see so many stars surrounding our beutiful planet having no known end." Mac replied.
With a grin, Dick asked again "....and?"
"Well," said Mac, "We're so lucky to be born on this planet, enjoying the beaches, the sun, the babes....."
"Bla bla bla" Dick interrupted him "Look around dude, our tents have been stolen."