Joke Of The Day

A chicken farmer went to a local bar and sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!""What a coincidence," the chicken farmer says. "This is a special day for me. I am celebrating""This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" says the woman."What a coincidence!" says the chicken farmer! As they clink glasses the man asked, "What are you celebrating?""My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!""What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.""That's great!' says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?""I used a different cock," he replied.The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"