The Deppster

 First off Mr. Johnny we already know that you make, "stupid" money for the movies you are in, everyone in Hollywood makes stupid money. You don't have to brag about it ya know. You have made enough money off the Pirates movies to feed half of the world for years. Your an awesome actor no one can deny that.
Here is what Mr. Johnny had to say about doing photo shoots,
    "Well, you just feel like you’re being raped somehow,” he says (via the NY Post) about photo shoots. “Raped … It feels like a kind of weird — just weird, man." 
That is fucking hilarious honestly. Man you can have any chick in this world you desire. You want to talk about rape, shit id take you for a cool few million. Wouldn't even have to rape, just put your joker suit on for me at least please.