WTF Tulisa

 Well you can see how boring Tulisa is while performing. I can't believe a couple (G-A-Y) would even have her perform there. If you don't remember her just think X-Factor. I have only wrote one sentence and am already bored, I am moving on.

Tuilsa Turned 25

Happy Belated Birthday Tulisa, I hope it was great for ya. As you can clearly see she partied hard and all weekend long in a bikini. Ya know folks, I still have never heard any of her songs but look at the tight body this lady has on her. I am going to go out on a limb here and be the first one to publicly say this: Tulisa you should give up your singing career and become a model. I am sure a ton of agencies would gladly put you to work. That body of yours is just amazing. After you get your big break you can thank me.

Tulisa Got Burned

 Here is a perfect example of why you should NOT stay to long in a tanning bed. Ex member Tulisa, Of N-Dubz did just that the other day and look at her. This chick is redder than a lobster. Bet it hurts every single time she takes a step.

Tulisa getting out of a taxi

 There are no words to express just how sexy this young lady's legs are. Oh wait! Yes there is, scrumptious. I would lick them legs from feet to ass and back down. Girl you are to fucking fine to be riding in a taxi. Call me sometime I will drive you around for free in my Hyundai we can go places. Just make sure you wear some sexy shorts or a nice skirt. I wanna see them legs. In fact you can even sit in the front and spread them a tad. Please leave that 3rd grade top at home though. Fuck me when I thought it couldn't get any better this girl even has some ass. WOW I wouldn't mind bending her over and giving her some "polish sausage".