The Beach

 Blake you look so sexy and comfortable sitting there on the beach. May I join you please? I will bring the food and the beer. Btw I think since your on the beach you need to slip out of those clothes and into a bikini.

Beach

 Gwen I have always stood up for you, defended you and think your sexy ass hell, What the fuck are you wearing though? Your on a beach put a bikini or thong on and walk. What the hell is with the dress or bed sheet to the ankle shit?

 You sure do need some sun that is for sure. Not sure who is whiter you or Casper the ghost. Get rid of hubby for a few hours and lay out. I am so jealous of your hubby, you should be walking on that beach hand in hand with me, especially after the, "looks"  you gave me at your concert and everything. That is ok I still have the memories.

The Beach

 Sure wish right about now I was on this beach with this fucking HOT lady.  I know for sure if I was walking along the beach and saw this lady id either get a serious hard on or trip over something while staring at her.

 Micaela you sure are one fine lady. Walk over here please ill walk with you on the boardwalk. Maybe we can go on a couple rides or something. Ill even buy you lunch, so what ya say?

Holy shit can you imagine the accidents she caused being in the water like this. Fuck me, let me lick the water off your legs your getting wet over there.  Surfers watch out HOT lady in the water.

The Beach

Yes I realize this is a lady but doesn't she some what look like a crane? You know the bird. Way to skinny for me, (yes I said that) and well she looks like a kid that hasn't quite developed yet. Becareful out there girlie the smallest tide might take you out farther than you'd like to be.

This pose looks like something out of the movies. Again just don't fall back in that water. Shit girl you wouldn't even be a snack for a shark, it'd eat you and still be hungry for more.