Showing posts with label Tequila. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tequila. Show all posts
Friday, September 30, 2011
Tequila
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Tequila
Hey Tila I have a question for you. What in the fuck is your 5 minutes of fame ass still doing around? You sure are a skank. Still can't believe that you were a, "Myspace" phenom. You look like a skinny crack whore, I mean just look at that "gap" when you walk. Its no wonder you like girls, you would need an anaconda packed man to make you happy. Hell he still probably wouldn't feel anything.
You over there posing like there are people actually watching you or something. Take your ass and go back to myspace, it was the only place you ever had fans. I actually have a good idea for you, go join Snookie she is your type. And please put that jacket back on them skeleton arms of yours.
You over there posing like there are people actually watching you or something. Take your ass and go back to myspace, it was the only place you ever had fans. I actually have a good idea for you, go join Snookie she is your type. And please put that jacket back on them skeleton arms of yours.
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