Holy Crap Maria In A Bikini

Lord have mercy this is becoming one of the BEST Thursdays in a very long time. Just look at all the ladies in bikinis. To top it off now we are blessed with seeing the lovely Maria Menounos in a barely there bikini. Damn I just love summer time. One of the sexiest ladies out in Greece spending some vacation time. I just love the way her ass looks in that black bikini, she sure has amazing ass.

Kelly Osbourne In A Bikini

Yes you dumb bitches this is the one and only Grimace I mean Kelly Osbourne in a Bikini. What I want to know is how in the fuck does someone like Kelly give styling advice and or knock the stars for what they wear when she looks like this? Looks like McDonalds let her have the day off being Grimace  to be able to go sit pool side with some dude.  Don't get things all twisted now, I think she looks great for all the weight she has lost but damn she has no right to be knocking others when she goes outside looking like this. I guess an Osbourne will be an Osbourne right?

Maria Gets Her Dress Fixed

Wouldn't you just love the job of having to be the personal seamstress for Maria? I would do the job for free, just imagine all the perks offered, like being near her, looking at them sexy legs and well just being near her. She was all dolled up last week on the set of her show. I am sure the crowd was eating their hearts out while they watched her walk in that sexy dress with her little horse by her side.

Charlie Exposed In FHM

Not a clue in the world who this Charlie lady is but damn, thank God for FHM Magazine right about now. She strips down and gets "buck wild" with some food. And folks this is how you eat seductively, it also helps that she looks awesome in a bra and panties. 

Look At The Curves Maria Has

There is just no denying how hot Maria is, I mean look at the curves on her. That smile along with all that "junk in her trunk", girl you just have it GOING ON.

Kelly Enjoys The Sun

Most of us are still recovering from the BIG game last night in which you either were happy or drunk and miserable. Myself, I was down and pretty much pouting until I saw these pictures. My internet girlfriend Kelly is single again and wow look at her. Imagine those being your hands holding her breasts up while she bends over. OK, look I need to go and let some "frustrations" out.

Kelly Does Broadway

The ever so fine Kelly Dons a blond wig and slutty outfit when she takes the stage of her new Broadway Play called Forever Crazy. I do NOT like the Lady Gaga wig but the rest of you is looking damn good. I wish this play was coming out my way. OMG can you imagine watching her "pole" dance right in front of you? I would be so embarrassed to try and get out of my seat to leave.

Amy Can I Take A Bath With You

Amy felt the need to fill up her bathtub with a ton of jewels for some awkward photo shoot. I got an idea for you, empty the jewels out of that tub, strip naked and lets take a bubble bath. I am sure you look better with your clothes off anyways.