Sara Is Damn Serious

There is no way in hell you can tell me that Sara Jean Underwood and those huge melons of hers doesn't arouse you. You're lying and ya need to stop. This young lady from Oregon is absolutely beautiful and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see why she was Playmate Of The Year in 2007.

Sara Shines In Red

People there are just some ladies in this world that are too damn sexy for their own good, and yes Sara is one of them. Just look at that short red curve fitting dress she is wearing. She has the "grin" on her face which is saying; damn right I am sexy. Lord have mercy, that ass of hers has my mouth watering. And for the record it doesn't even matter why or for what she was on the red carpet for. Sara is mesmerizing.

Sara Jean Does Carls Jr.

To be honest here I have never much liked Carl's Jr, until they started having some seriously sexy ladies do commercials for them. Here is Sara Jean just making the 2500 calorie "pulled pork" burger look amazing. My only hope is that she would be the one taking my order when I walked in and ordered this. Hey a man can dream right? Fuck it, just watch the video.

The Many Styles Of Sara

 This lady can pull off just so many looks with so many different outfits. The outfits I like the best are the ones that show off her awesome and curvy ass. It was truly to hard to just pick one outfit that she looked good in so I said "fuck it" and put them all up.

Sara in the pool

 Sara was just totally enjoying herself over the weekend at some resort/ pool party. Talk about one sexy ass lady, and yet people voted Beyonce most beautiful lady. Don't you worry Sara you are finer than about 85% of the stars in Hollywood.  Am not sure Sara could of wore a skimpier bikini, but id love her to try so we can all see it. Hey Sara if that beach ball pops I have a few balls you can play with.

Sara teasing the world

 Shit, I think I just spooged all over my keyboard and monitor. Just look at the lovely Sara teasing everyone yet again. These pictures could make any man come to life. Just look at her posing in her lingerie and sexy tops. Sara girl you have an ass to die for, and your up against the wall like that. I just realized by looking at your sexy little ass that my hands would fit perfectly on them cheeks of yours. Since I would NEVER get the time of day with you, I think I will just surf the net and try to find a blow up doll that looks just like you. Oh the things we could accomplish.

Sara with food

 There can never be enough said about this sexy young lady. Sara girl you are fine as fuck and with these shots could make a man that just ate and is full eat again. How I would love to just be on top of you right now I mean eating beside you. Fuck I can't even type straight when looking at these pictures. Fuck the spoon, fork and knife, I will just lick you clean. What an awesome task that would be. Could you imagine walking up to a house, peeking in the kitchen window as you knock on the door and seeing a sexy lady dressed like this on a table? Talk about a fucking BONER.

Sara wearing black

 I found these pictures a couple days ago of the beautiful Sara, not sure why I didn't post them than. This lady is absolutely beautiful. It doesn't even matter why or for who she is posing, its just the fact that she has next to nothing on. I actually had to drink some water while looking at these because my mouth was getting dry, pants were getting tight and I was kind of feeling dizzy. With them lips I bet this lady could suck more than one load at a time of a man. Coming home at night to see her dressed like this would simply make a shitty day at the office so worth it.

Sara on twitter

 Here are some pictures of the ever so lovely Sara that were tweeted the other day. A tad on the skinny side but boy is she HOT. You could lick them nice long legs all the way to heaven. Just imagine the things you could do with this lady and her long legs. (ponders here for a minute) And Sara you must of forgot my number because that is NOT me that your on the phone with.

Christmas with Sara

<<< Raises hand I been naughty, I been naughty. Can I see more please? Sara you are fucking beautiful. I wish you would be in my stocking when I wake up on Christmas morning. Go on girl shake that sexy ass, its ok that I already have a hard on.

Costumes I liked the best

 Sara Jean is just fine in anything that she puts on. But fuck me look at this sexy costume. Talk about letting it all show. Its just a shame that she didn't turn around so I could see that cute ass she has.

 Top honors this year go to Heidi. Just look at this weirded out costume. I truly think its a body suit some have said it was painted on. Guess you can be the judge.

 And here is Heidi again with hubby Seal. Not sure why they felt the need to have her nipples hanging out but what an imagination these two have.

Pick Of The Day

I honestly think I have died and gone to heaven. Yes this video is a tad long but holy shit this lady is fine. I could watch this continuously all day, never get bored and probably get off 100 times.
Just look at that body of hers, mainly that sexy ass. Sara you are so fine. I think you should win any and all contests that have to do with the female body this year and for years to come.
The things my out of shape ass would do to you. Wow

Sara Oh Sara

 Sara you are so fine. It just does not seem to matter what you wear or don't wear your still fucking HOT. From top to bottom your just fine as fuck. Strike that pose sexy one.

Look at this picture its kind of funny. I can just imagine the things you can do with that Banana. Fuck I wish you were over here using those skills. Good night all its time for me to go and let some of this pent up frustration out.

Simply Delicious

 I know that I blog about this lady a lot but fuck me she just looks so delicious. Sara you are one very beautiful young lady. I sure wish I knew what beach you hung out on, id be there in a flash. Just keep smiling sexy one

 It sure seems hard to find a flaw on that sexy body of yours. Who knows maybe your just one fine stuck the fuck up lady. Wow look at that ASS, (licks lips) stuck up or not id sure love one date with you.

Pick Of The Day

I guess I am just stuck on the female "ass" tonight. What a sight this lady's ass is. Come on Sara lets get in the hot tub, just take those shoes off. Oh wait hold on one minute please let me go get a Viagra real fast and a drink. I know I will need both and than some.
Fuck it I'll just bend you over the hot tub smack that sexy ass a few times and than lick it good.  Sure wouldn't mind having you get on your knees and taking that thing off. OK so I will go get 2 Viagra pills, trust me id last awhile. You are so HOT Sara but please turn around next time. Stop making us wait to see all your goods.