Jwoww Dressses Up

The Teen Choice Awards were Sunday Night and as you can see Jwoww tried to "rock" the blue carpet. Not exactly sure what she was suppose to be dressed as, I guess you can come up with your own conclusion. I will say her "fake" chest looked pretty damn good.

Jwoww Looks Funny

Is it just me or does Jwoww's chest look kind of weird? Sure she is pretty and all but something about her is just off. Oh shit! She forgot to "pump" up the right side of her chest. Look at how deflated that tit of hers looks? At first I thought maybe it was the dress but, well look at it. You tell me. In more important news, her and Snooki's show was just renewed today.

Jwoww And Her Dress

Check out Jwoww and that fancy dress she has on, looking pretty good girl. Sure the tits are fake but who is complaining. I mean come on just look at how perky and big them things are. I do have one question though, is it just me or is Jwoww starting to look old? I mean come on girl chill out on the botox and tanning. There is no need to make yourself older, your to young for all that.

Damn She Looking Good

Jwoww showed up in Atlanta over the weekend looking "FLY". Just look at all the side boob she is showing, not to mention the big ass tats. Yes she is the only thing remotely good that came out of the "Jersey Shore".  Girl you and them fake boobs of yours are looking damn good.

Jwoww Has No Ass

For a few years I have given this lady a ton of love and props, until now. These pictures right here just prove that certain clothes ladies wear make it look like they have just a perfect ass. Jwoww claims these pictures are NOT her and were Photoshopped. I don't believe that shit for a minute. She just didn't want the world to see that she has absolutely NO ASS at all. That ass of hers is flatter than the fucking wall she is standing next to. I need to stop, I think I just puked in my mouth.

Jwoww Dresses Like A Grandma

Ya know as much as I just adore Jwoww I really think this spin off show she is doing with "Snookie" is rubbing off on her. I mean look at the trashy clothes she is wearing lately. The outfit she has on is fucking nasty, looks like something a 60 year lady would wear. I guess I should be happy since she is showing off some very nice cleavage right? Fuck that, Jwoww learn how to fucking dress.

Skank Of The Week

 I never in my life thought I would say this but Jwoww looks J-disgusting in these pictures. With her hair the way it is and that trampy outfit she totally deserves "Skank of the week". Fuck Snookie almost looks better than her right now, OK fuck in no way did I mean that. I am sure you get my point though. Girl what in the blue hell happened to you? Is the show with you and Snookie wearing off on you or something?

Jwoww and her car

 To be honest with you I am not sure which is sexier, that old school car or Jwoww and her sexy body. I would love to take her for a ride in that awesome car. The best thing to ever come out of that lame as Jersey Shore reality show is Jwoww and her breasts. Just imagine being able to play with them and lay on them at night. I bet they make awesome pillows. Fuck, I can just imagine her laying on the top of that car with her long legs spread wide and looking up at me like, " come on big boy you know you want it so take it forcefully". I bet Jwoww is surely a wild one.

Jwoww smoking

 Jwoww was caught outside the "jersey Shore" house the other night having a smoke. Girl you are to damn sexy to be smoking them cigarettes. I suppose you needed one to cool down after the huge fight at the bar huh? Here i;ll plug your new show even though I won't come close to watching it. The new "Snookie and Jwoww" shows starts on June 21. The only possible way I would watch that lame ass show is if Jwoww promised to show off those nice fake tits of hers.

Jwoww slums it on the boardwalk

 Jwoww and her tramps I mean pals were out slumming it on the boardwalk over the weekend. I am sure this will be some lame footage for Jersey Shore or the Snookie and Jwoww spin off. The only good thing about these two shows is the fact that you get to see Jwoww's breasts. I am really disappointed in these pictures, the very least you could of done was wear a  sexy bikini. Oh yeah and get take your picture alone without them midget tramps that try and act like actresses.

JWoww in Cancun

 JWoww showing off her awesome body over the weekend in Cancun. Yeah that slut Snooki was with her also. Girl you are looking pretty fucking sexy in this Hot pink bikini that you are wearing. Them curves you have going on are pretty sexy.  You just posing because you know you have it " going on"  It's a damn shame that you are not single. I could surely give you a better 5 minutes than the steroid ed out man that you have now can give.