Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Bieber. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Justin Knows He Is Hung

I am more than positive that everyone has heard about the naked pictures of Justin Bieber that leaked a little over a week ago, remember his dad even tweeted about them, (which was fucking weird in its own right). You probably already know than how Justin was so pissed off that they were taken without his permission and he wanted to sue the world. Hey you can't blame him. I mean in one aspect if you're not all that big down there it could ruin your rep with the girlies and even with the bro's, (hence being mad), or it could work in your favor.Not even 10 minutes after those pictures surfaced Justin was singing a different tune. It seemed that more people were telling him just how nice "he" looked and how hung he was. You know damn well there is NO man on the face of this earth that would sue after a lady told him he was "hung". You actually don't believe me than I have some stock id love to sell you that is a "for sure thing".  If only one good thing came out of this its that in no way did Justin let Canada down.




Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Jeff vs. Justin

I am sure by now you have seen the new Calvin Klein ads with Justin Bieber and all the controversy surrounding the pictures, (as to whether they were photo shopped or not). Anyways ladies here is Jeff Beacher on the left and Justin Bieber on the right, so tell me which one would you choose?

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Justin In His Cowboy Hat

Justin was seen a couple days channeling his inner "Cowboy" self, ya know wearing a cowboy hat and riding some horses with his posse. Mr. Biebs decided to not wear a shirt and just show off his muscular body and tattoos. At some point during the ride I suppose he felt his pants weren't sagging enough so he jumped off the horse and pulled them down some. Makes you wonder just how "up close and personal" he wanted to get with his horse. Mr. Justin sure has been in the headlines a lot lately and none of it has been any good. Well earlier today he made headlines yet again when a lady accused him of trying to rob her of his phone at a golf course. I suppose I wouldn't put it past the Biebs to do something like that but on this particular accusation I call bullshit.




Thursday, April 3, 2014

Justin And Austin Are Best Buds Now

Folks, see the Bieb's isn't all that bad of a dude in reality, I mean look you can clearly see him playing some basketball with Austin Mahone right? You might have forgot but these two young men had a serious beef when Justin found out that Mr. Mahone took Selena to Disneyland awhile back. Austin claimed the two were just very good friends but as you can imagine Justin wasn't buying it. Well last night they were at the same recording studio with some of the YMCMB members and things seemed to go well. Lets just say they went so well that Justin not only played some ball and skated with Austin he also gave Austin a song and helped with voice on the track. The only question I have here and its a pretty serious one. How in the hell can you play basketball in leather pants? Someone explain that to me please.






Thursday, January 23, 2014

Justin's Mug Shot

So here is the Mug Shot of Mr. Bieber, and wow was he all smiles. I guess in his own mind he felt he did nothing wrong. You know its funny Justin gets paid from pro-active yet it sure doesn't look like he uses it. So much for being able to have ya make-up people be able to hook you up before you take a mug shot.



A few hours later after he was booked, bail was set and he was released. It totally boggles my mind that the judge only set the bail at $2,500.00, I mean seriously. If this was your ordinary "Joe" the bail would of been a ton higher. You can see he left the jail with style and even waved to his fans. The world will be watching to see how long it takes Justin to turn into Lindsay

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Justin Visits The Great Wall



One of the richest young men of the last like 6 years this Justin Bieber is right? He can clearly do anything he wants and most of the time the decisions he makes are idiotic, but than again who are we to judge? He decided to go and see the "Wall of China" earlier and well here are some of the pictures. This little pussy had to be carried up the steps because he did not feel like walking. Remember now this is the young man that goes just about every where with no shirt on always bragging about how tough and strong he is. Justin, bro your a panzy, as fit as you are you couldn't handle walking up all them steps. Oh wait! You were doing this so you could brag on Twitter and Instagram about how "your puppets" will do anything you ask and or tell them to do right?

Friday, July 26, 2013

Justin Spits On His Fans


Of course Justin is just a teenager but come on man, ya don't just spit loogies on ya fans. He was outside his hotel with some friends and I suppose thought it would be cool to spit way up and high and try to guess where it landed on the ground. Only one problem with that, there were like a zillion screaming Bieber fans down there trying to catch a glimpse of him. Yo Justin, you are way to rich and famous to be doing that kind of childish shit. You really have to stop hanging out with all the thugs ya do and get ya shit together. Remember fame can be taken away just as it was given.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Justin And Selena Are Back

Yes folks they are back together again, not that anyone actually cares or anything. They spent a day being all lovely dovey while taking pictures of each other. Selena was also putting the "smacketh" down and making sure Justin knew exactly who the BOSS is. I suppose these 2 go well together, I am sure in 4 or 5 years we will hear of them getting married and Selena being impregnated by Justin. OMG just the thought of another Bieber doesn't sit well.




Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Justin And Selena At One Time

Look at how cute they looked back when they were together. Remember they use to hang out at the beach and have sex all the time? They just hid it well while still wearing their bathing suits. Now Justin and Selena are grown up and have moved on. In case you didn't watch Letterman last night, Selena was telling him how she made the Biebs cry. So he is a young man with emotions, who in the fuck cares. Does that make ya feel good to knock someone Selena? Bet the next dude doesn't shed a tear for you after he sexes you than leaves ya on the beach to get home on your own. Oh and hey Selena, You have NO tits, go choke on the bitch.




Sunday, March 3, 2013

Justin In Diapers

Teenagers for the most part do the dumbest things. As you can see Justin loves to wear diapers with crap in them. Makes one wonder if that smoking that weed has anything to do with his crappy fashion styles as of late. And he wonders why his birthday the other day sucked. Go figure.
 I am not even sure what to say about that shirt or hat he is wearing. Just a fucking mess of an outfit I tell ya. MC. Hammer was like the innovator of that style pants and I would be $100 he would be pissed the fuck off seeing Justin dressed this way. What a slap in the face to the Hammer Man himself. He never would of wore his pants like that.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Justin In London

What the FUCK Michael is not dead? Oh wait its just Justin wearing a gas mask in London the other day. Sorry bro but that doesn't look all that cool on you. Ya trying to say the people of London are disgusting and have bad germs or what? If you are trying to make a statement you failed pretty bad. You look like a complete idiot