Cry baby

Hey Josh quit crying about your, "blue eyes" and just accept the fact that you suck ass. There are tons of people out there with blue or hazel eyes and don't make the excuses that you make.
 You sucked in the World Series and you still suck now. If your eyes are such a problem go get some glasses or contacts you fucking sissy.
Maybe you need to go back to triple A and re learn to hit. Or maybe Texas should just trade your sorry ass and get someone that can actually hit in return.