Showing posts with label Halle Berry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halle Berry. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Halle Goes Walking


It's still hard to believe that the lovely Halle Berry is 46 and pregnant. Ladies half her age should really look at her, they could learn a few things. She stepped out to pick her daughter up in her sandals and a maternity dress. Halle girl you look  absolutely amazing .

Monday, March 11, 2013

Monday, September 10, 2012

Halle in purple

 The lovely Halle stole the show at the 2012 Toronto Film Festival in this purple outfit. I suppose she decided to "rock" a Prince outfit and made it look HAWT. Than again this lady can make anything she wears look good.



Thursday, May 10, 2012

Wow Halle looks pissed

 Damn Halle take a few deep breaths, come on I will help you. Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out. Girl you look fucking mad, the divorce is getting to you that much huh? You went out to pick up your kid and forgot to actually get dressed. Aw fuck it I am Halle Berry I don't care if my tits are sagging and on display for the world to see. Apparently there were photographers at her daughters school snapping pictures. I have said it many times, these paparazzi will do ANYTHING to get a picture, and its fucking pathetic.
Calm down Halle just remember your still going through a divorce and you don't want to look like a lady on crack going mad on the world. Remember you have a daughter to think about here and loosing her would "break you". Who knows the real story here, maybe she is mad because one of the moms at the school told her she looks like a muppet. Well you know there are some people even in Hollywood that don't age all that well.



Monday, April 2, 2012

Halle got slimed

 This is pretty fucking funny if you ask me. If you watched the show you saw that Will Smith fucked with Halle as she walked in and sat down. He even told her she had a special seat. Almost the minute she sat down she was slimed  Fucking hilarious. Hey Halle I would gladly lick that slime out of your cleavage. Just go back stage and wait for me, I will be there. Even with that green shit all over you, your are still hotter than most ladies.


Wednesday, November 2, 2011

All Time Most Beautiful Women

Ok so I was searching around for things to blog about right?
And I happened onto this site that showed their thoughts on who are the all time most beautiful women.
Keep in mind this is NOT the opinion of either Taz or myself. This is according to TIME Magazine.
So what do they know about beauty? LOL

There were 16 in total. I will only post the pictures of the first 10 because holy shit this would be a LONG ASS blog otherwise LOL

So let's get the ball rolling.
In order according to how they listed them...

Catherine Zeta-Jones
 Charlize Theron
 Diana Ross
 Princess Diana
 Julia Roberts
 Jackie Kennedy Onassis
 Nicole Kidman
 Brooke Shields

Demi Moore

Michelle Pfiffeir














The other 6 are:

Jennifer Lopez
Halle Berry
Jennifer Aniston
Beyoncé
Angelina Jolie
Heather Locklear

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

On The Beach


First off Halle I need to ask you something. Please don't be offended but exactly how much do those BIG sexy tits of yours weigh anyways? Come on you can tell, I mean we have already seen them in the movie Swordfish. It's the only reason anyone even went to see that movie in the first place. And than there was that "SEX SCENE" in the Movie Monster ball. Almost forgot about that. Body double or not it sure was worth seeing. Girl you are just beautiful and you continue to improve year after year.
I actually just read somewhere that body wise and over 40 you came in second place. Here is the breakdown. Although I am in complete love with Jennifer I am not sure I agree with this list.

Fit Over 40

Jennifer Aniston scores again proving you can look hot at any age.

Which female star over 40 has the best body?
Jennifer Aniston...25%
Halle Berry...24%
Jennifer Lopez...22%
Demi Moore...19%
Gwen Stefani...6%
Courteney Cox...4%

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Pick Of The Day

 Halle you sure are one fine MILF. I had to choose this for pick of the day, just look at her. 45 years old and HOT as hell. From head to toe not one flaw in my eye, just pure beauty.
To be able to meet you and just say hi would be fucking awesome. You could literally roll around in garbage or sewer water or anything gross and id lick it off you to meet you. You continue you get sexier the older you get.
Please continue to grace all of us with pictures of yourself and your awesome work you do.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Very HOT

 Hello there Halle you hot thang you. You are so fucking fine I bet you could dress in a piece of carpet and still look beautiful. My dream girl bar none, (that is if I ever had a dream girl). For being 45 that body of yours is just somkin', and them boobs are amazing. One of the very few woman I know that can pull off the, "short hair-do" thing.



Take it off take it off, (jumping up and down) take the dam thing off. Lets see them sexy thighs and that awesome camel toe that you posses. Halle Fucking Berry your fine as hell I just thought I would voice my opinion.