Micaela Loves Hearts

I know these pictures of Micaela Schaefer are from Valentines Day but I just had to show them to you. I swear every single time I look at these pictures I wish I could go back in time and be her Valentine. (OK so I am dreaming, just let me dream)  She has got to be one of the sexiest German ladies I have ever seen.

Paris Hosts Party At TAO

I really can't believe that I am going to say this but DAMN Paris Hilton is looking good these days. Yeah I know she hardly has a chest or ass and has some seriously huge feet but just look at these pictures of her in red, white and blue. She hosted a party (go figure) at TAO over the long weekend and well she looked pretty scrumptious. You're going to say all the pictures I am posting today are of ladies in bikinis and... yeah, you're right and (I don't see the problem), but Paris here at least has a skirt on. Am not quite sure why she chose to wear them ugly ass red gloves but whatever.

Colleen Is The BOMB

This photo shoot right here that 138 Water did with Colleen just isn't fair. Damn, I think I hit my nose on the monitor about 7 times trying to lick the screen. And if you don't know who Colleen is than its obvious that you don't look at Playboy or any other sexy magazine for that matter. This girl right here has got to be one of the FINEST ladies I have seen in a long time, and before you ask, no I don't give a crap that a lot of her is fake. I have to admit, I could go on and on with this post but its getting difficult to write.

Colleen And 138 Water

 The people at 138 Water just continue to "Bring it to you", and it seems they get an even sexier lady every time. I am telling you it surprises the fuck out of me that this company isn't already a fortune 500 company. This time they went and recruited Playmate of the month back in January 2004 and her name is Colleen Shannon. Been ten years since she has been the Playmate and damn, she is still looking hot. The blond bombshell put on a seriously skimpy bikini to do this shoot and yes Colleen we are loving it.

Micaela Gets Painted On

One of the sexiest Germans on the planet was seen last week at the "18th Venus International Erotic Trade Fair" and man she is looking better than ever. Just incase you already didn't know, her name is Micaela Schaefer and and folks she is one very sexy lady. Now I know Halloween is coming up so she should probably save her BEST costume for last, which you already know she will. This costume that Micaela is wearing in these pictures is painted on. Damn what I wouldn't give to be the one painting on Micaela, than again if it had been me i'd probably still be in the hospital for heart failure or problems breathing. I know damn well it would be extremely hard for me to keep my composure and not get hard, excited or anything. Girl could be my "super hero" anytime.
 

Micaela Attends Soccer Game

Yes, I know these pictures of Micaela are a week old, I have been behind the times as of late and I am apologize for that. Anyways, she was at the "SexySoccer 2014 football match: in Berlin Germany and as it appears she had it written all over her. Now I know these aren't the best pictures we have seen of this sexy lady from Germany, she clearly has way to many clothes on. Its not everyday you see Micaela so dressed up. I bet the game wasn't as fun as seeing her in that tight bikini.

Micaela Actually Does Have A Book Out

Everyone's favorite German hottie was out promoting her book yet again a few days ago. Look, the book might not be all that (won't know tell you read it) but damn Micaela is surely something sexy. This young lady was truly sent from God to tease the hell out of men for her entire life. You tell me how many ladies you know that will go out and pose in public naked or promote her book with only negligee on. I will always support this hottie, her body is absolutely phenomenal. Its just a damn shame she never sent me a copy of the book so I could of read it myself.

Micaela Shows Us Her Ass

I guess Micaela finally heard my screams of her not showing her ass, because these pictures right here clearly show that amazing ass of hers. She was at some Penthouse party in Berlin last week and guys this young lady is absolutely incredible. That last picture of the ladies touching and licking Micaela ass is awesome, to dam bad it wasn't me. The only thing I need to do now is be able to get Micaela to DJ one of my parties for me, it wouldn't even matter if she wasn't that good or not.

Micaela Is Ready For Easter

One of my all time favorite German ladies is pretty much naked and ready for Easter. I would love to have been behind her to grab that bunny away. Damn, Micaela you look so amazing naked and your such a tease. I understand that she gets paid to be naked but damn we love it. I do wish Micaela would answer my prayers one of these days and turn around so that her sexy ass in in plain sight for us to see.

Micaela Promoting Cosmetics

I am not exactly sure what to think about these pictures here of Micaela and her fine self. Wait, just let me explain. I have never seen this young lady from Germany in so many clothes. I just about thought that maybe she was getting ready for bed or something but I highly doubt she wears anything to bed. The truth of the matter is she was actually at the Duesseldorf Beauty Fair promoting some cosmetics. Although she looks extremely sexy in them glasses I am still a tad disappointed in how many clothes she chose to wear. Oh and for the record if I had Micaela's contact info she would of surely dj'd my party.