J-LO loves her bikinis

 Well J-lo spent the weekend in her bikini and loved every minute of it. Why shouldn't she, she works hard right? To bad she isn't working harder on looking prettier. At least she got one thing right this year, she left American Idol.

Kim gets some yogurt

 Over the weekend Kim decided she was hungry and stopped in for some yogurt wearing a very revealing dress. What in the fuck are those foofy shoes she is wearing? Someone really needs to tell her that she looks like a 45cent tramp. I suppose you can imagine the flavor of yogurt she got right? One hint. it sure wasn't vanilla. What would Kim be if she wasn't worried how she was dressed, if she is showing to much cleavage, and what people are thinking or saying about her. I suppose when you have Kanye West on your arm anything is possible!

Paris and her man on the beach

Wow, this is something we haven't seen before right? Paris Hilton and a man on the beach getting very touchy-feely. Than she starts doing some of her "poses" I suppose they are getting ready to make another porno tape. Seeing Paris period is nasty but come on get off your knees girl you have no ass. I am sure this porno will suck just as much as her last one did. Get off your knees bitch its not like you have an ass or that anyone even wants to see it.

Skank Of The Week

Look it was bad enough that she had to have 14 kids in the first place, now things are even worse. Since going on welfare she has become a "play with yourself" porn star, a topless stripper in a night club and now she is having a record come out. She claims that Madonna was the inspiration for her new song called Sexy Party and for the half naked album cover. I sure wish she would of saved the world the agony of having to hear this lame ass song. Hey Octomom, go back to doing what you do best please. Ya know cry about people not giving to you, and how your house is in foreclosure and how you wont have sex for 15 more years. Leave the songs to the people that can "really sing". I mean what kind of low life scum bag would sit and ask fans to give them money so they can save their house and or get $500 hair cuts?

Kim tweets again

 Here are a couple pics of Kim tweeted of herself in a bikini. She claims there was no Photoshop done to these pics at all. (yawns) she is so yesterday's news and really needs to get over herself.

Paris gets knocked out

Paris is seen here with her bodyguards after a night of partying at a club. She is already drunk off her ass and while trying to get to her car she gets knocked out. The paparazzi are trying to get some pictures of this "skank" and a big fight starts. Check out the video, Paris does what she always does in these kind of situations, she shows her undies off.

Beyonce and Kim

These have got to be the pictures of the century. Here you have an "A" list star in Beyonce that makes a zillion dollars a year hanging out with a "D" list lady that got rich because she sucked off a black man on video and the tape leaked.
The funniest part about these pictures is the fact that for months Beyonce has sworn that she will NEVER let Kim in her "A list circle", she doesn't want the immaturity, her life being put on camera everywhere she goes, and just doesn't want a "d" list celebrity in her circle. Well Kanye set up a dinner over the weekend for everyone and here are the results. You see Beyonce and Kim just dancing away and having a good ole time. Who knows, with Kim's leadership you just might see a Beyonce / Jay-Z sex tape in the near future. Wouldn't that be something?

Really Kim?

While out on tour Kanye is celebrating his 35th birthday. Remember folks this man has a ton of money already. His new girlfriend, Kim of like 3 months decided to go out and buy him a 750,000 rare Lamborghini. This one sick ass ride for sure, its a Aventador LP 700-4. Why in the hell would you spend this kind of money on someone you have only dated for a couple months? Especially when he has his own damn money. Oh I forgot, Kim is an attention whore and so is Kanye and well this is Kim's way of telling him that she wants his black baby. Mr. Kanye you need to do the right thing and give her the BIG BLACK SNAKE. Impregnate this bitch so she will shut the fuck up and have a kid already.

Kim is fucking crying

 So over the weekend Kim came back to the US and had some items stolen out of her luggage at the airport. She claims they took some very precious sunglasses among other items. Now remember these items can't be replaced, sorta of like how her pussy was taken from a black man and turned into a video for the world to see. Hey Kim of those items were so valuable and sentimental maybe you should of carried them in your purse. Oh wait, you claim your purses were also stolen. Its hard to feel sorry for a 2 cent tramp that basically looses her dignity and pride everyday for selling something of herself. Here is some "tissue" ya tramp go cry a fucking river.