10. You are guaranteed to get at
least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go
back at it again.
8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to
get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person
who gave it to you.
6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize
you're someone else, you already are.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last
nine months.
4. If you wear leather and chains, no one
thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning
and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning from
over-indulging.
1. If you don't get what you want at one
place, you can always go next door to get more!
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