A man went into a restaurant where all the waitresses wore short mini skirts and were gorgeous.
A lass came to his table to take his order and asked,
"What would you like, sir?"
He looked at the menu, scanned her beautiful physique, and answered, "A quickie."
The waitress turned and walked away in disgust.
After regaining her composure she returned and asked again, "What would you like, sir?"
Again the man thoroughly checked her out and answered, "A quickie, please."
This time she reached over and slapped him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!"
and stormed off.
A man at the next table leaned over and whispered,
"Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."
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