Mariah Is A Wino

It is well known that Mariah is a "wino" and as you can tell she couldn't put down the glass while at a press conference to announce her Go N' Syde bottle. She has probably been hitting the bottle damn hard as of late considering the fact that her newest album flopped and flopped hard. I have a question to ask, is it possible a lady could look damn sexy yet so ratchet at the same time? The best thing about Mariah, other than her voice has to be those humongous (real) mom boobs of hers. Don't be drunk or stoned while looking at her squirt as it will probably make you hallucinate or puke.