Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Women Are Very Unique

HUSBAND'S MESSAGE (via cellphone text/SMS):

   Honey, a car hit me whilst crossing the road outside the office.
   Paula brought me to the hospital.
   The Doctors have been taking tests and X-rays.
   The blow to my head has been very strong but, fortunately, it seems that
   it did not cause any permanent brain damage.
   But I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg and
   they may have to amputate my right foot.

   WIFE'S RESPONSE:
   Who the fuck is Paula?

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