Happy Weekend

Wishing to prove to his wife that he loved her for more than sex, the young man bought her a lovely bouquet of roses.

Despite his good intentions, however, the devoted husband received a suspicious look when he handed her the flowers.

"I suppose," she said, "that now you expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs spread."

"Why?"

said the young man.

"Don't we have a vase?"