Evangeline Is Very Upset

Here is 34 year old Evangeline on the cover of this months "Women's Health" looking pretty good. Come on folks, you have to know this lady she starred in The Hobbit ya know that huge block buster hit movie that was out and they are making a part 2 for. She is one very sexy Canadian with an amazing body but boy is she mad, in fact she is so mad you can almost see the steam coming out of her.
 They put her on the cover and also proclaims that she has the BEST Butt Ever. How dare these people talk that way about Evangeline, I mean I could see them saying that if she actually had an ass to begin with. Here is what she had to say about the whole ordeal:
"Do you think I'd have done the shoot if they had said, 'Oh, by the way, we're gonna say Best Butt Ever and put a big arrow to your behind?' No. Every woman's after a sort of classy image... I didn't want T & A on my cover. It's a women's magazine, it's not Maxim."

Most ladies would of took it as a compliment and been proud, but not Evangeline. Oh hell no! Now she want's to go and bite peoples fucking heads off for trying to shoot her a compliment.