One day little Scotty was at home bugging his mother as she tried to do house work. Exasperated, she tells him, "Scotty, why don't you go watch the house builders next door, maybe you will learn something". So Scotty goes next door to watch the construction crew.
When Scotty comes home a few hours later his mom says, "So Scotty, what happened at the building site?"
Scotty replies, "Well, first we put the goddamn door up, but the son of a bitch wouldn't fit, so we took the cock-sucker down, shaved a pussy hair off each side, and then put the mother-fucker back up again!"
Scotty's Mom is shocked and sends him to his room to wait till his Dad gets home. When Dad comes home and hears what happened he goes up to Scotty's room, and asks Scotty what he said. So Scotty repeats the whole thing again.
Scotty's Dad is really angry and says, "Scotty, go bring me a switch!"
To which Scotty says, "Get fucked! That's the Electricians job!""
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