Jumping On the Bed
A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks,
"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,
"I don't care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old".
The husband said,
"What did he say about your 60 year old a*s?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
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